blonde joke...


A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool
and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the
bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls
absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things .....

1 -The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 -The bouncer is a blonde gal.
3 -I'm a 6 feet tall, 200 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 -The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
5 -The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke? The
blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not if
I'm gonna have to explain it five times".