Subject: Dog Story

 
BUSH AND OSAMA DECIDED TO SETTLE THE WAR ONCE AND FOR ALL.
They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog
fight.  They would be allowed 5 years to breed the best fighting dog in
the world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the
world.

Osama found the biggest meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in
the world and bred them with the biggest meanest Siberian wolves.  They
selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from each litter, removed
his siblings, which gave him all the milk.  After 5 years they came up
with the biggest meanest son of a bitch dog you ever saw.  Its cage
needed steel bars that were 5 inches thick and nobody could get near it.

When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up with a strange
looking animal.  It was a nine foot long Dachshund.  Everyone felt sorry
for Bush because they knew there was no way that this dog could possibly
win, much less last seconds with the Afghanistan dog.

When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of its cage and
slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog.  Osama's dog snarled and leaped
out of its cage and charged the American Dachshund.  But, when it got
close enough to bite the Dachshund's neck,  the Dachshund opened its
mouth and consumed Osama's dog  -  in one bite!  There was nothing left
at all of his dog!!!

Osama came up to the Bush corner shaking his head in disbelief. "We don't
understand how this could have happened.  We had the best people working
for 5 years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiller female dogs in
the world and biggest meanest Siberian wolves."

"Da's nothin,"  said Boudreaux, the Cajun, representing Bush.  "We'ad
our bess plastic surgeons working fo' five year for to make dat
alligator look like a weenie dog."