Subject: A Joke with a Moral Two bored casino dealers were waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde lady came in and wanted to bet $10,000 on a single roll of the dice. And she added, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she took off everything but her necklace and rolled the dice while yelling, "Mama needs new clothes." Then she yelled, "YES, YES, YES!! I WON, I WON, I WON." She began jumping up and down and hugging both of the dealers. Then she picked up her money and her clothes and the dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll, anyway?" The other answered, "I don't know. I thought YOU were watching." Moral: Not all blondes are dumb. Get more from the Web.