Only the knowledgeable will see the humor - -

* Cannot find REALITY.SYS     Universe halted.

* Computers make very fast, very accurate, mistakes.

* My software never has bugs.  It just develops random features.

* Close your eyes and press Escape three times.

* Best file compression around:    RM *.*   = 100% compression!!

* The definition of an Upgrade:  Remove old bugs.  Insert new ones.

* Does Artificial Intelligence imply Natural Stupidity?

* Intel:   We put the  "um.."  into Pentium.

* Hey!  It compiles!  Ship it!

* Black holes are where God has divided by zero.

* e, s, s, s, n, e, e, nw, get chest, se, n, d     Sound familiar?

* Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk?

* Company motto:  "If this stuff worked, you wouldn't need me."