Subject:  30 years ago

1970: LONG HAIR.
2000: LONGING FOR HAIR.

1970: THE PERFECT HIGH.
2000: THE PERFECT HIGH YIELD MUTUAL FUND.

1970: KEG.
2000: EKG.

1970: ACID ROCK.
2000: ACID REFLUX.

1970: MOVING TO CALIFORNIA BECAUSE IT'S COOL.
2000: MOVING TO CALIFORNIA BECAUSE IT'S WARM.

1970: GROWING POT.
2000: GROWING POT BELLY.

1970: WATCHING JOHN GLENN'S HISTORIC SPACE FLIGHT WITH YOUR PARENTS.
2000: WATCHING JOHN GLENN'S HISTORIC SPACE FLIGHT WITH YOUR CHILDREN.

1970: TRYING TO LOOK LIKE MARLON BRANDO OR ELIZABETH TAYLOR.
2000: TRYING NOT TO LOOK LIKE MARLON BRANDO OR ELIZABETH TAYLOR.

1970: SEEDS AND STEMS.
2000: ROUGHAGE.

1970: POPPING PILLS, SMOKING JOINTS.
2000: POPPING JOINTS.

1970: OUR PRESIDENTS STRUGGLE WITH FIDEL.
2000: OUR PRESIDENTS STRUGGLE WITH FIDELITY.

1970: KILLER WEED.
2000: WEED KILLER.

1970: HOPING FOR A BMW.
2000: HOPING FOR A BM.

1970: THE GRATEFUL DEAD.
2000: DR. KEVORKIAN.

1970: GETTING OUT TO A NEW, HIP JOINT.
2000: GETTING A NEW HIP JOINT.

1970: ROLLING STONES.
2000: KIDNEY STONES

1970: SCREW THE SYSTEM!
2000: UPGRADE THE SYSTEM.

1970: PEACE SIGN.
2000: MERCEDES LOGO.

1970: TAKING ACID
2000: TAKING ANTACID.

1970: PASSING THE DRIVERS TEST.
2000: PASSING THE VISION TEST.

1970: "WHATEVER"
2000: "DEPENDS"