The following pseudomathematical proof was posted to rec.games.board: On Tue, 26 Jun 2001, Joe Brennan wrote: What about this: > We know that women like two things, your time and your money Therefore women = time x money now time equals money, so women = money x money Money is the root of all evil, so money = square root of evil By squaring both sides of the equation, money squared = evil Now go back to the equation women = money x money See where I'm headed? women = money squared = evil A problem with this "proof" occurred to me immediately: Since evil is negative, the square root of evil must be imaginary, which would mean that money is imaginary, and therefore, by definition, so is time. Then I realized that, in my life at least, that's pretty much true.