NOW EVERYONE SAY IT WITH ME:

"I won't get bad luck, lose my friends, lose my mailing lists, hear any music,
or see a cool pop up screen if I don't forward this.

Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money, Walt Disney is dead and NEVER had a
brother, Victoria's Secret doesn't know anything about a gift certificate
they're supposed to send me, and Ford will not give me a 50% percent discount
even if I HAVE forwarded my e-mail to more than 50 people.

I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons or freebies from Coca Cola,
Cracker Barrel, or Old Navy if I send this to 10 people who don't know who I am
anyway.

I will NEVER see a pop up window if I forward this....NEVER!!!! My phone will
not MYSTERIOUSLY ring after I forward this.

There is NO SUCH THING as an Email tracker, and I am not GULLIBLE enough to
think that someone will send me $100 for forwarding this to 10 or more people.
I can push *90 all I want..NOTHING WILL HAPPEN

There is no kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish program in England
collecting anything.  There was when he was 7 yrs old, but he is now cancer free
and 35 years old and DOESN'T WANT ANY MORE POSTCARDS, STUFFED ANIMALS OR GET
WELL CARDS!

The government does not have a bill in Congress called 901B (or whatever they
named it this week) that if passed will enable them to charge us 5 cents for
every sent e-mail.   Madeleine Murray O'Hare has been Dead for over 20 years.
She is not trying to take my TV SET with her to heaven cause she never believed
in it anyway.

There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving, colorful flower, character, or
program I will receive immediately after I forward this.  People are just trying
to talk me into doing it to make me look like a fool.

The American Red Cross will not donate 50 cents to any certain individual dying
of some never heard of disease for every email address I send this to.  The
American Red Cross RECEIVES donations; they don't donate.

And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into sending things on to my friends
for fear they will think I am not their friend...or by telling me I have no
conscience or don't believe in GOD.

Now, repeat this 4 times to yourself until you've memorized it, and then send it
along to at least 5 of your friends before the next full moon, or you will be
constipated for the next 3 months.