Signs You Live in the Year 2001

* You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.

* You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you 
haven't spoken with your next door neighbor yet this year.

* Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG of your newborn so she can 
create a screen saver.

* Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out of the 
back seat of your car.

* Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have 
E-mail addresses.

* You wake up at 2 am to go to the bathroom and check your E-mail on your way 
back to bed.

* You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

* You're reading this.

* Even worse: you're going to forward it to someone else.