A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first-graders,
using a bowl of Lifesavers.  He gave all of the children the same kind of
Lifesaver one at a time and asked them to identify them by color and by
flavor. The children began to say:

"red...........cherry"

"yellow........lemon"

"orange........orange"

"green.........lime"

Finally, the professor gave them all honey flavored Lifesavers.  After
eating them for a few moments, none of the children could identify the
taste.  "Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother
may sometimes call your father."  One little girl looked up in horror, spit
her Lifesaver out and yelled, "Everybody, spit them out they're assholes!!!"