Subject: Fw: Ole & Lena

 

Well, Ole's old lady was pregnant. So, he brought her to the doctor. The 
doctor delivered the baby, a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Ole 
and said, "Hey Ole, guy! You just had a son!" Ole got excited  by  this, 
but just then the Doctor spoke up and said,  "Hold on! We ain't finished 
yet!" The doctor then delivered a little girl.  He said, "Yumpin yimminy!  
Ole, youse gots a daughter!"  Ole was kind of puzzled by this, and then the 
doctor says, "Hold on, we ain't finished yet!" The doctor then delivered 
another boy.   He said, "Ole, you bugger... you just had anudder boy! But 
Dats it!"  So, Ole and his wife went home with the three children. When they 
got home, they began talking. Ole said, "Lena... you remember dat night? We 
ran out of Vaseline and had ta use dat 3-in-1 Oil."  She said, "Yeah-hey!".  
Ole said, "By cripes, it's a good ting we didn't use the WD-40!!