There was a man walking alone along a beach.  He comes
across a bottle with a cork in it.  The man picks up the bottle
and pulls out the cork.  A loud roar follows and a genie
appears.  The genie says to the man, "I'm a little tired today
and I can only give you two wishes."

The man says "That's OK, two is enough."  "First, I would
like one-billion dollars in a Swiss bank account."

Poof - The genie hands the man a paper and says "Here's the
number to your account."

Next the man says, "Second, I would like to be irresistible to
women."

Poof - the genie turned him into a box of chocolates.