The little hippie chick came to the ER with a belly ache.  She was pierced
and tattooed and had orange hair, leather and studs...all of that.

Turns out she needed to have an operation...have her appendix out.  While
prepping her, the crew noticed that her pubic hair was dyed bright green,
and above the pubis was a tattoo which read:  KEEP OFF THE GRASS !

After the surgery the young lady woke up and found this note taped to her
belly:  SORRY, WE HAD TO MOW THE LAWN.