In an effort to determine the top crime fighting agency in the country,
the president narrowed the field to three finalists: the CIA, the FBI, and
the Chicago Police Department. The three remaining contenders were
given the task of catching a rabbit which was released into the forest.

The CIA went into the forest. They placed animal informants throughout.
They questioned all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of
extensive investigation they concluded that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI went into the forest. After two weeks without a capture, they
burned the forest killing everything in it, including the rabbit. They
made no apologies. The rabbit deserved it.

The Chicago Police Department went into the forest. They came out two 
hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear was yelling " Okay, 
okay, I'm a rabbit, man, I'm a rabbit!"