You Might Be From A Small Town If.........
   
   1. You can name everyone you graduated with.
   2. You know what 4-H is.
   3. You went to parties at a pasture, barn, or in the middle of a dirt road.
   4. You used to drag "main."
   5. You said the 'f' word and your parents knew within the hour.
   6. You schedule parties around the schedule of different police officers, 
	  since you know which ones would bust you and which ones wouldn't-same 
	  goes with the game warden.
   7. You went cow-tipping or snipe hunting.
   8. School gets canceled for state events.
   9. You could never buy cigarettes because all the store clerks knew how old 
	  you were (and if you were old enough, they'd tell your parents anyhow).
   10. When you did find someone old enough and brave enough to buy 
	   cigarettes, you still had to go out to the county and drive on back 
	   roads to smoke them.
   11. You were in the Homecoming parade.
   12. You have ever gone home for Homecoming.
   13. It was cool to date someone from the neighboring town.
   14. You had senior skip day.
   15. The whole school went to the same party after graduation.
   16. You don't give directions by street names or directions by references 
	   (turn by Nelson's house, go two blocks east to Anderson's, and it's 
	   four houses left of the track field).
   17. The golf course had only 9 holes.
   18. You can't help but date a friend's ex-girlfriend.
   19. Your car stays filthy because of the dirt roads, and you will never
	   own a dark vehicle for this reason.
   20. You think kids that ride skateboards are weird.
   21. The town next to you is considered "trashy" or "snooty", but is
	   actually just like your town.
   22. Getting paid minimum wage is considered a raise.
   23. You refer to anyone with a house newer than 1980 as the "rich people".
   24. The people in the "big" city dress funny, then you pick-up on the
	   trend two years later.
   25. You bragged to your friends because you got pipes on your truck for
	   your birthday.
   26. Anyone you want can be found at either the Dairy Queen or the feed
	   store.
   27. You see at least one friend a week driving a tractor through town or
	   one of your friends drives a grain truck to school occasionally.
   28. Football coaches suggest that you haul hay for the summer to get
	   stronger.
   29. Directions are given using "the" stop light as a reference.
   30. The city council meets at the coffee shop.
   31. Your letter jacket was worn after your 19th birthday.
   32. If you have ever taken a trailer or dog to school on a daily basis.
   33. Weekend excitement involves a trip to a Wal-Mart.
   34. Even the ugly people enter beauty contests.
   35. You decide to walk somewhere for exercise and 5 people pullover and
	   ask if you need a ride.
   36. Your teachers call you by your older siblings names.
   37. Your teachers remember when they taught your parents.
   38. You can charge at all the local stores.
   39. The closest McDonald's is 45 miles away.
   40. The closest mall is over an hour away.
   41. It is normal to see an old man riding through town on a riding law
	   mower.
   42. You laugh your ass off reading this because you know they're all true 
	   and forward it to everyone who lives in your town (because you know
	   them all)