A LITTLE BIT OF WISCONSIN HUMOR: You may be a Wisconsinite if: You define summer as three months of bad sledding. Your definition of a small town is one that only has one bar. Snow tires come standard on all your cars. You refer to the Packers as we. You can make sense out of the words upnort and Trivers. You have ever gotten frostbitten and sunburned in the same week. You can identify a Michigan accent.. Down South to you means Chicago. Traveling coast to coast means going from Superior to Milwaukee. A brat is something you eat. You know that Eau Claire is not something you eat. You have no problem spelling Milwaukee. You consider Madison exotic. You don't have a coughing fit from one sip of Pabst Blue Ribbon. You've seen a hodag. You can actually pronounce Oconomowoc. You know what a bubbler is. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new machine shed. A Friday night out is taking your girlfriend shining for deer. You go out for fish fry every Friday. You can recognize someone from Illinois from their driving. You know how to polka. You drink soda and refer to your dad as pop. Formal wear is a flannel shirt, blue jeans & a baseball cap. You were unaware there is a legal drinking age. You have to go to Florida to get a tan in August. You define swimming season as Labor Day weekend.. You know where the city of Waunakee is AND can pronounce it. You decided to have a picnic this summer because it fell on a weekend. You can visit Luxemburg, Holland, Belgium, Denmark, Berlin, New London & Poland all in one afternoon. You only know three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup. You design your Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit. You have more miles on your snowblower than your car. You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard. You enjoy driving in winter because the potholes fill with snow. Your sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie and tube socks. You owe more money on your snowmobile than on your car. The local paper covers major headlines on 1 page, but requires 6 pages for sports. At least twice a year, your kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant. You think the start of deer season is a national holiday. You know which leaves make good toilet paper. You find 0 degrees a little chilly. You know what to do with a Blatz. You actually understand these jokes.