"The Law of Volunteering": If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead. "The Law of Avoiding Oversell": When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse. "The Law of Common Sense": Never accept a drink from a urologist. "The Law of Reality": Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose. "The Law of Self Sacrifice": When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last. "The Law of Motivation": Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster. "Boob's Law": You always find something in the last place you look. "Weiler's Law": Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself. "Law of Probable Dispersal": Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. "Law of Volunteer Labor": People are always available for work in the past tense. "Conway's Law": In any organization there is one person who knows what is going on. That person must be fired. "Iron Law of Distribution": Them that has, gets. "Law of Cybernetic Entomology": There is always one more bug. "Law of Drunkedness": You can't fall off the floor. "Heller's Law": The first myth of management is that it exists. "Osborne's Law": Variables won't; constants aren't. "Arkansas's Law": For every action there is an equal and opposite government program. "Weinberg's Second Law": If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would have destroyed civilization.