WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in danger

WinErr: 002 No Error - Yet

WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every
file

WinErr: 004 Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong

WinErr: 005 Multitasking attempted - System confused

WinErr: 007 System price error - Inadequate money spent on
hardware

WinErr: 009 Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has
happened

WinErr: 00A Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full

WinErr: 00B Inadequate disk space - Free at least 50MB

WinErr: 00C Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! 

WinErr: 00F Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened

WinErr: 010 Reserved for future mistakes by our developers

WinErr: 013 Unexpected error - Huh ?

WinErr: 014 Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.

WinErr: 018 Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy
a new one. Old Windows licence is not valid anymore.

WinErr: 01A Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all
your software. 

WinErr: 01B Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this
error. Next time you will get a penalty for that

WinErr: 01D System crash - We are unable to figure out our own
code.

WinErr: 01E Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And
wait.

WinErr: 01F Reserved for future mistakes of our developers.

WinErr: 020 Error recording error codes - Additional errors will
be lost.

WinErr: 042 Virus error - A virus has been activated in a
dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will
automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again.

WinErr: 079 Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been
installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue.

WinErr: 103 Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered.
Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded.

WinErr: 678 This will end your Windows session. Do you want to
play another game?

WinErr: 683 Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting
for the system to complete boot procedure.

WinErr: 815 Insufficient Memory - Only 50,312,583 Bytes available