A man was having trouble with premature ejaculation so he went to see a doctor for a cure. The doctor told him, "the next time you feel you are about to ejaculate, I want you to try startling yourself." That very day, he stopped at a gun store on the way home and bought a starter pistol. When he arrived home, he found his wife in bed, naked and waiting for him. Shortly, they found themselves in the 69 position and he felt that 'urge' coming on. He quickly grabbed the starter pistol and fired. The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "how did it go." The man answered, "not that well...when I fired the starter pistol, my wife shit in my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air!"