New Barbie dolls to represent the diversity of women in the 90's:

TEENAGE SINGLE PARENT BARBIE "welfare check" from Mattel mailed each month

CRACK ADDICT BARBIE pipe included, sugar may be used to simulate crack cocaine

BOULEVARD BARBIE with cheap makeup, short skirt, and high heels

LESBIAN BARBIE Barbie with a butch

LIPSTICK LESBIAN BARBIE actually no different in appearance from regular Barbie

BULIMOREXIA BARBIE also no different in appearance from regular Barbie

BRUNETTE BARBIE the only Barbie with a brain

QUANTUM PHYSICIST BARBIE yeah, right

BOW-WOW BARBIE the ugliest Barbie you've ever seen

DIVORCED BARBIE comes with all of Ken's accessories

PUNK BARBIE has rings in all sorts of strange places

NAVY PILOT BARBIE comes with a body bag, wrecked fighter jet sold separately

BREAST IMPLANT BARBIE now Barbie's a D-cup

CANCER PATIENT BARBIE remove the wig and Barbie's bald

BLACK BARBIE once your Ken doll goes black, he'll never go back

FEMINIST BARBIE has unshaved legs and armpits

BATTERED WIFE BARBIE comes with a restraining order to serve to Ken

BARBIE BOBBIT with knife, Ken had better watch out

BAG LADY BARBIE Complete with shopping cart; wearing everything she owns.