SIGNS YOU ARE ABOUT TO BE DOWNSIZED:

If you attach anything to your cubicle walls, you're asked to use Velcro.

On your performance review, the "Goals for next year" section is scratched out.

Your nameplate is fashioned from magnetic letters.

The Wal-Mart smiley face frowns at you.

You wonder if you're the only one who has to knock to get in.

You hear about a going-away surprise party, and your supervisor asks you your 
favorite flavor of cake.

When you leave at the end of the day, people nod goodbye and keep adding, 
"Good luck."

The floor lamp got a raise, you didn't.

You get back from lunch to find your colleagues planting a tree in your memory.

McDonald's keeps selling you Unhappy Meals.

Every time you glance at your boss, she's giving you sympathetic looks.

No matter what you click, your computer always goes to jobfinder.com.