I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. And tomorrow isn't looking good either. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem. Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege. Young at heart. Slightly older in other places. Minds are like parachutes. They work best when open. Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I will show you a man who can't get his pants off! Just because you're smart does not mean the other guy is stupid. Having an out of body experience. Back in five. Do unto others, then run....................... I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. If swimming is good for your figure, how do you explain whales? Am I getting smart with you? How would you know? Not one shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious. I put the fun in "dysfunctional". Life is like a box of chocolates. It's full of nuts. All I ask is that you treat me no differently than you would the King. My Reality Check bounced. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key. The Truth is Out There. So what are you doing Here?! Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me. Does vacuuming count as aerobic exercise? I have not yet begun to procrastinate. You are here: X I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier. I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. Men don't roar, women roar. Then they throw things. Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you......... There are two rules for ultimate success in life. 1) Never tell everything you know. Parenthood: the longest guilt trip you'll ever take. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.