A new flood is foretold and nothing can be done to prevent it; in three days, 
the waters will wipe out the world.

The Dalai Lama appears on television and pleads with everybody to become a
Buddhist; that way, at least they will have another life.

The Pope goes on television with a similar message, asking everyone to accept 
Jesus so that they will find salvation in heaven.

The Chief Rabbi of Israel takes a slightly different approach: "We have three 
days to learn to live under water."