More Pickup Lines:

Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.

Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock

Yo baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat 
me right, and I'll do it your way.

I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, 
have you seen one?

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

Excuse me, may I have your phone number? I seemed to have lost mine.

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?

Do you have a quarter? My Mother told me to call home when I met the
girl of my dreams.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into 
that cheap motel room.

I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?


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Comebacks for Women

Man:   "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man:   "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man:    "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man:   "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both.  You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man:   "I'd like to call you.  What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man:   "But I don't know your name!!"
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man:    "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman:  "I'm a female impersonator."

Man:   "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking."

Man:   "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man:   "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized!"

Man:   "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man:   "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man:   "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh.  You're so right.  I want you to leave."

Man:   "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy"
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man:   "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man:   "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good!  Let's start with your bank account."

Man:   "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"