With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is rumored to bringing forth a whole line of
drugs for men..........

DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused
72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost, compared
to a control group of 0.2 percent.

PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to
actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.

CHILDAGRA - Men taking this drug reported a sudden, over-whelming urge to
perform more child-care tasks - especially cleaning up spills and "little
accidents."

COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered
this drug noticed that their wives had a new hair style. Currently being
tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.

BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to buy
their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts after talking this drug for only
two days. Still to be seen: whether the drug can be continued for a period
longer than your favorites store's return limit.

NEGA-VIAGRA - Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra.  Currently undergoing
clinical trials on sitting U.S. presidents.

NEGA-SPORTAGRA - This drug had the strange effect of making men want to turn
off televised sports and actually converse with other family members.