A man walks into a bar and orders up 10 shots of whiskey, then sat
there and drank them one after another.  The bartender commented,
"When a man drinks like that, he must have something on his mind."

The man replied, "Yes, I just found out that my oldest son was gay!"
He finishes his drinks and leaves.

A couple days later he comes back in and orders up 20 shots of
whiskey.  "What's the matter now?" asks the bartender.

"I just found out that my other son was gay also!"  He finishes his
drinks and leaves.

About a week later he comes in and orders up 30 shots.  The bartender
says, "Doesn't anyone in your family like pussy?"

The man replied, "Yes, my wife!"