A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin.  Out pops a  coke.
The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She  returns and
starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine  keeps feeding out
drinks.  Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for 
a few minutes before stopping and her and asking  if someone else could have 
a go. The blonde spins around and shouts in  her face: "Can't you see I'm 
winning."
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Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to  some tracks.
The first blond said "These look like deer tracks," and the other  one said,
"no, they look like moose tracks."  They argued and argued for a while and
they were still arguing when the train hit them.
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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes
with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they
couldn't.  The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her
breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up!  It's starting to rain and
the top is down."
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an
affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.  The next  day she comes
home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs gun and
holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading 
with her not to shoot herself.  Hysterically the blonde responds to the 
husband, "shut up...you're next!"
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Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?  It took her a month to realize
she could play it at night.
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What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
They drowned in spring training.
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What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
Look!  They spelled MACYS wrong.
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Why do blondes like lightning?
They think someone is taking their picture.
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Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? 
To see what was on the other side.
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Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice?
Because it said 'concentrate'
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A blonde woman competed with a brunette woman and a red headed woman in the
Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition.  The brunette
came in first, the redhead second.  The blonde woman finally reached shore
completely exhausted.  After being revived with blankets and coffee she 
remarked, "I don't want to complain, but I think those other two girls used 
their arms".