SEMINARS FOR MALES (prepared and presented by females)

1. Combating Stupidity
2. You, Too, Can Do Housework
3. PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
4. How to Fill an Ice Tray
5. Understanding the Female Response to Your Coming in Drunk at 4:00am
6. Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly titled "Don't Wash my Silks")
7. Parenting: No, It Doesn't End With Conception
8. Get a Life: Learn to Cook
9. Spelling: Even You Can Get it Right
10. Reasons to Give Flowers
11. How to Stay Awake in Public
12. Why it is Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere but the Bathroom
13. Garbage: Getting it to the Curb
14. You Can Fall Asleep Without IT if You Really Try
15. The Morning Dilemma if  IT's awake: Take a Shower
16. How to Put the Toilet Lid Down (formerly titled "No, It's Not a Bidet")
17. "The Weekend" and "Sports" are Not Synonyms
18. The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
19. Romanticism: Ideas Other Than Sex
20. Helpful Postural Hints for Couch Potatoes
21. Mothers-in-Law are People Too
22. Male Bonding: Leaving Your Friends at Home
23. You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
24. Seeing the True You (formerly titled "No, You Don't Look Like Mel
       Gibson When Naked")
25. Changing Your Underwear: Not as Difficult as You Think
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SEMINARS FOR FEMALES (prepared and presented by males)

1. Elementary Map Reading
2. Crying and Law Enforcement
3. Advanced Math Seminar: Programming Your VCR
4. You CAN Go Shopping for Less than 4 Hours
5. Gaining Five Pounds vs. The End of the World: A Study in Contrast
6. The Seven-Outfit Week
7. PMS: It's YOUR Problem, Not Mine ("It's Happened Monthly Since
                Puberty:  Deal  With it")
8. Driving I: Getting Past Automatic Transmissions
9. Driving II: The Meaning of Blinking Orange Lights
10. Driving III: Approximating a Constant Speed
11. Driving IV: Makeup and Driving: It's As Simple As Oil and Water
12. Football: Not a Game: A Sacrament
13. Telephone Translations (formerly titled "Me Too Equals I Love You")
14. How to Earn Your Own Money
15. Gift-giving Fundamentals (formerly titled "Fabric Bad, Electronics
       Good")
16. Putting the Seat Down By Yourself:  Potential Energy is on Your Side
17. Beyond "Clean and Dirty": The Nuances of Wearable Laundry
18. Yes, You Can Fill Up At A Self Serve Station
19. Joys of the Remote Control:  Reaping the Benefits of 50+ Channels
20. His Best Friend Can Be Yours Too
21. His Poker Games: Deal Yourself Out
22. Commitment Schmittment (formerly titled "Wedlock Schmedlock")
23. To Honor and Obey: Remembering the Small Print Above "I Do"
24. Why Your Mother Is Unwelcome In The House
25. Your Mate: Selfish Bastard, or Victimized Sensitive Man?