Heaven or Hell

Bill Gates dies in a car accident.  He finds himself in front of God,
who says.......well Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure
whether to send you to Heaven or Hell.  After all, your contribution to
society by putting a computer in almost every home in America is just
enormous.  Yet you created that ghastly WINDOWS.  I'm going to do
something I've never done before.  I'm going to let you decide where you
want to go.   Bill replied, well, what's the difference between the
two?  God replied.......I'll let you visit both places briefly, to see
if the experience will help you to decide.  Fine, but where should I go
first?    I'll leave that up to you.  Okay then, said Bill, let's try
Hell first.   So Bill went to Hell.  It was a beautiful, clean, sandy
beach with clear waters and lots of beautiful women running around,
playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about.  The sun was
shining; the temperature perfect.  He was very pleased.  This is great,
he told God.  If this is hell, I really want to see heaven.  Fine, said
God, and off they went. Heaven was a place high in the clouds with
angels drifting about, playing harps and singing.  It was nice, but not
as enticing as Hell.  Bill thought for a quick minute, and rendered his
decision.  Hmmm........ I think I'd prefer Hell.  He told God.  Fine,
retorted God, as you desire.    So Bill Gates went to Hell.  Two weeks
later, God decided to check on the late billionaire to see how he was
doing in Hell. When he got there, he found Bill, shackled to a wall
screaming amongst hot flames in dark caves, being burned and tortured by
demons.  How's everything going? he asked Bill.  Bill responded with his
voice filled with anguish and disappointment, this is awful. This is
nothing like the Hell I visited two weeks ago. I can't believe this is
happening.  What happened to that other place, with the beaches and the
beautiful women playing in t he water????

Oh, God said, that was Hell 3.1.  This is Hell 95.