Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it's
his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present.

He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store and says to the shop
assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?"

In a condescending manner, she says "Which Barbie?"  She continues, "We
have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for
$19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for
$19.95, Barbie Goes Night clubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for
$265.00."

Ralph asks, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are
only $19.95?"

"That's obvious" the sales lady says.  "Divorced Barbie comes with
Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..."