INSTANT GIBBERISH GENERATOR OR BE YOUR OWN JARGON JUNKIE! Here are three sets of ten buzzwords. Think up any three-digit number. Select the corresponding buzzword from each set and Hey Presto! you have a sound-bite that will impress the pants off your supervisor or Appropriations Manager. They won't have a clue what you're talking about, but you are unlikely to be challenged. SET 1 1 total 2 systematised 3 parallel 4 functional 5 responsive 6 optional 7 synchronised 8 compatible 9 balanced 0 integrated SET 2 1 organizational 2 monitored 3 reciprocal 4 digital 5 logistical 6 transitional 7 incremental 8 third-generation 9 policy 0 management SET 3 1 flexibility 2 capability 3 mobility 4 programming 5 concept 6 time-phase 7 projection 8 hardware 9 contingency 0 options So if you come up with the number 637, say, you select number "6" from set 1, "3" from set 2 and "7" from set 3 and your meaningless but impressive bullet is "Optional reciprocal projection". Wow! You have a thousand permutations to play with so get out there and confuse somebody!