...compares prisons and work...

- In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8-by-10 foot 
    cell.  At work you spend most of your time in a 6-by-8 foot 
    cubicle. 

 -- In prison you get three meals a day.  At work you get a break for 
    only one meal, and you have to pay for it. 

 -- In prison you can watch TV and play games.  At work you get 
    fired for that. 

 -- In prison you get your own toilet. 

 -- In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work 
    required.  At work you pay all the expenses to go to work and 
    then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners. 

 -- IN PRISON YOU GET TIME OFF FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR.  AT WORK YOU GET MORE 
    WORK FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR !!!!!!!