Jesus Is Watching You

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight
around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player
to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the
dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off and froze.
When he heard nothing more, after a bit he shook his head,
promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked
the light back on and began searching for more valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires,
clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, almost dropping it
in horror. Looking for the source of the voice, his flashlight beam
came to rest on a parrot off in the corner.

"Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.

Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I am just trying to warn
you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me huh? Who the hell are you?"

"Moses," replied the bird.

Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of stupid people would name
a parrot Moses?

The bird promptly answered, "Probably the same kind of people that
would name a Rotweiller Jesus..."