KIDS ADVICE TO KIDS


"Never trust a dog to watch your food." Patrick, age 10

"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look
 stupid?' don't answer. " Hannah, 9

"Never tell your mom her diet's not working. "
 Michael, 14

"Stay away from prunes. " Randy, 9

"Never pee on an electric fence. " Robert, 13

"Don't squat with your spurs on. " Noronha, 13

"Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. "
 Emily, 10

"When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her
 brush your hair. " Taylia,11

"Never allow your three-year old brother in the same
 room as your school assignment. " Traci, 14

"Don't sneeze in front of mum when you're eating
 crackers. " Mitchell,12

"Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a
 Tic-Tac. " Andrew, 9

"Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time."
 Kyoyo, 9

"You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of
 milk. " Armir, 9

"Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. "
 Kellie, 11

"If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a
 horse. " Naomi, 15

"Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. "
 Lauren, 9

"Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a
 baseball bat. " Joel,10

"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your
 mom when she's on the phone. " Alyesha, 13

"Never try to baptize a cat. " Eileen, 8