These came from NY so blame those cold-hearted bastards.


Q.  Why didn't JFK, Jr. take a shower before he left for  the Vineyard?
A.  He said he'd wash up on shore!

Q.  What's the Kennedy's flying motto?
A.  Your luggage will arrive before you do!

Q.  What do Kennedies miss most about Martha's Vineyard?
A.  The runway.

Q.  What will it take to bring the first family back together?
A.  One more bullet!

Q.  Why was JFK, Jr. flying to the Vineyard?
A.  He wanted to crash his cousin's wedding.

Q.  What will they name the movie about JFK, Jr.?
A.  Eyes Wide Shut.
    [optional] A.  Three funerals and a wedding.

"Picking up the Pace" Department:
Used to be that the Kennedies drowned their women one at a time!

We hear JFK, Jr. has changed his name to "Bob"

Last week the couple brought the dogs over to her parents to drop them off
before taking off for the weekend. They said, "Please feed the dogs. We'll
feed the fish."

What were the color of the eye's of all three? A blue one here and a blue
one there, and another blue one over here...

Q. What sticker was found on JFK Jr's plane?
A. Built and inspected by John Denver

Q. What did JFK Jr say when he reached the pearly gates?
A. I hope you don't have to take an entrance exam

Q. What do the Kennedy's fear most?
A. Old age

Q. What was JFK JR's favorite movie?
A. Splash

Q. What was JFK Jr drinking at the time of the crash?
A. Ocean spray

Q. How did JFK Jr learn how to fly?
A. Crash course

Q. What was the worst thing about the crash?
A. He didn't have Teddy with him

Q. What was the temperature off of Martha's Vineyard after the plane crash?
A. Three below

Q. What's the name of the new Kennedy documentary?
A. Three funerals and a wedding