Subject: Executive Quandary

An executive was in quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He
had narrowed it down to one of two people, Mary and Jack.  It would be a
hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did
excellent work.

He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water
cooler first would have to go. Mary came in the next morning, hugely
hungover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some
water to take an aspirin and the executive approached her and said:
"Mary, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."

Mary replied: "Could you jack off? I have a terrible headache."