An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps
went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young
lady sat down next to him. 

After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real
cowboy?"

"Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch herding cows, breaking horses,
mending fences... I guess I am," replied the cowboy.

After a short while he asked her what she was.

"I've never been on a ranch so I know I'm not a cowboy," said the young woman,
"but I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get
up in the morning I think of women. When I eat, shower, watch TV, everything
seems to make me think of women."

A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink. A couple sat
down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

"I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."