You might be from Wisconsin if......


You define summer as three months of bad sledding

Your definition of a small town is one that has only one bar

Snow tires come standard on all of your cars

At least 25% of your relatives work on a dairy farm

You've gotten frostbitten and sunburned on the same weekend (Camping On
Memorial Day anyone!?!?!?!?)

You can identify a Michigan accent

You know what cow-tipping is

You learned to drive a tractor before you took the training wheels off your
bike

"Down south" means Chicago (GOD forbid)

Traveling coast to coast means going from Superior to Milwaukee

The "Big-three" means Miller, Old Milwaukee, and Pabst Blue Ribbon

A brat is something you eat

You don't gag on a sip of Point Beer... extra credit if you've tried it on
your breakfast cereal

You think Deer Season is an official school holiday

You know that Eau Claire is not something you eat

You can pronounce and spell Oconomowoc

You know what a bubbler is

You think that Lutheran and Catholic are the world's only two religions

Your idea of creative landscaping is a pair of kissing Dutch kids next to
your Blue Spruce Tree

You think "Eat Cheese, or die!" should be the state motto

A Friday night out is taking your girl out to shine deer, after a fish fry

You know how to polka, and enjoy it

Formal wear is a tucked in flannel shirt

You know what "Lard Bread" is and enjoy it

You know what Sheepshead is and love it