Smart man + smart woman = romance

 Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy

 Dumb man + smart woman = affair

 Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage

 Smart boss + smart employee = profit

 Smart boss + dumb employee = production

 Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

 Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

 A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

 A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

 A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

 A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

 A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

 A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

 To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

 To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her
at all.

 Married men lived longer than single men, but married men are a lot more
willing to die.

 Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people
remembering the same thing.

 Men wake up as good looking as they went to bed.

 Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

 A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

 A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

 A woman has the last word in any argument.

 Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

 There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and
after marriage.