A Single Man's Prayer

I go to bed and lay and think,
Of dirty dishes in the sink,
And wish I had a woman here,
Someone to open cans of beer,
A woman to fulfil my needs,
To wash my clothes and get my feeds,
To make good love with as I might,
Morning, noon and through the night,
Someone to tempt me with pure lust,
Her sexy hips, her firm large bust,
And one who would just never nag,
Someone about whom I can brag,
A figure like a cat-walk model,
And loads of cash, oh, what a doddle!
She won't complain when I watch sport,
Or 'bout the cost of what I've bought
To upgrade my PC and things,
And never wants expensive rings,
Life would be great with such a gal,
She'd be my lover, and my pal,
When mates come in for cards and beer
She'd get the food then disappear,
And in the morning clean the house,
I NEED this woman for my spouse!
My mind's made up, that's what I need,
I'll place an ad, maybe she'll read
And rush here to be at my side,
Who knows, one day may be my bride,
And we'd have kids, a home, hmm..  nice,
No need to worry 'bout the price,
Those costly carpets on the floor
But WAIT!.. I'd have a ma-in-law!
Oh, no.. that's pushing things too far,
I'd have to take her in MY car!
Moaning 'bout the speed I drive,
(Would I want to stay alive?)
A ma-in-law's a thing I'd hate..
Sod the dishes they can wait!