little giggle . . .

Dr. Laura Schlesinger aired this on her radio program.
She says it was faxed to her.

How to Impress a Woman

Compliment her
Cuddle her
Kiss her
Caress her
Love her
Stroke her
Tease her
Comfort her
Protect her
Hug her
Hold her
Dine her
Listen to her
Care for her
Stand by her
Support her
Go to the ends of the earth for her



And Now...


How to Impress a Man

Show up naked
Bring beer